i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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