Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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