im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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