I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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