Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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