doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
