Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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