Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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