I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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