how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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