I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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