Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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