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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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