Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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