I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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