I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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