I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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