i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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