I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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