Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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