i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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