therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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