just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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