I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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