Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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