There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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