yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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