i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Welp...herpes.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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