So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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