The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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