i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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