get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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