it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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