You're so nebulous sometimes
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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