he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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