You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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