I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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