the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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