i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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