everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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