I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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