So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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