he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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