I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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