Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
