My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
