i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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