so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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