it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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