So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
