at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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